Grey: Fifty Shades of Grey as Told by Christian Read online

  “Have you bought your air ticket?” I ask.

  “No, I’ll buy it when I get home, over the Internet.”

  “Do you have the money?”

  “Yes,” she says, as if I’m five years old, and she tosses her hair over her shoulder, flattening her lips, peeved, I think.

  I arch an eyebrow in censure. I could always spank you again, sweetheart.

  “Yes, I do, thank you,” she says quickly, in a more subdued tone.

  That’s better.

  “I have a jet. It’s not scheduled to be used for three days; it’s at your disposal.” This will be a “no.” But at least I can offer.

  Her lips part in shock and her expression transforms, from stunned to impressed and exasperated in equal measure. “We’ve already made serious misuse of your company’s aviation fleet. I wouldn’t want to do it again,” she says nonchalantly.

  “It’s my company, it’s my jet.”

  She shakes her head. “Thank you for the offer. But I’d be happier taking a scheduled flight.”

  Surely most women would jump at the opportunity of taking a private jet, but it seems material wealth really doesn’t impress this girl—or she doesn’t like to feel indebted to me. I’m not sure which. Either way, she’s a stubborn creature.

  “As you wish.” I sigh. “Do you have much preparation to do for your interview?”

  “No.”

  “Good.” I ask but she still won’t tell me which of the publishing houses she’s seeing. Instead she gives me a sphinxlike smile. There’s no way she’s divulging this secret.

  “I’m a man of means, Miss Steele.”

  “I’m fully aware of that, Mr. Grey. Are you going to track my phone?”

  Trust her to remember that. “Actually, I’ll be quite busy this afternoon, so I’ll have to get someone else to do it,” I answer, smirking.

  “If you can spare someone to do that, you’re obviously overstaffed.”

  Oh, she’s sassy today.

  “I’ll send an e-mail to the head of human resources and have her look into our head count.” This is what I like: our banter. It’s refreshing and fun, and unlike anything I’ve known before.

  Mrs. Jones serves us breakfast, and I’m pleased to see Ana relishing her food. When Mrs. Jones leaves the kitchen Ana peers up at me.

  “What is it, Anastasia?”

  “You know, you never did tell me why you don’t like to be touched.”

  Not this again!

  “I’ve told you more than I’ve ever told anybody.” My voice is low to conceal my frustration. Why does she persist with these questions? She eats another couple of mouthfuls of her pancakes.

  “Will you think about our arrangement while you’re away?” I ask.

  “Yes.” She’s earnest.

  “Will you miss me?”

  Grey!

  She turns to face me, as surprised as I am by the question. “Yes,” she says after a moment, her expression open and honest. I was expecting a smart remark, yet I get the truth. And strangely, I find her admission comforting.

  “I’ll miss you, too,” I mutter. “More than you know.” My apartment will be a little quieter without her, and a little emptier. I stroke her cheek and kiss her. She gives me a sweet smile before returning to her breakfast.

  “I’ll brush my teeth, then I should go,” she announces, once she’s finished.

  “So soon. I thought you might stay longer.”

  She’s taken aback. Did she think I’d kick her out?

  “I’ve prevailed upon you and taken up your time for long enough, Mr. Grey. Besides, don’t you have an empire to run?”

  “I can play hooky.” Hope swells in my chest and my voice. And I’ve just cleared my morning.

  “I have to prep for my interviews. And get changed.” She eyes me warily.

  “You look great.”

  “Why, thank you, Sir,” she says graciously. But her cheeks are coloring their familiar rosy pink, like her ass last night. She’s embarrassed. When will she learn to take a compliment?

  Rising, she takes her plate to the sink.

  “Leave that. Mrs. Jones will do it.”

  “Okay. I’m just going to brush my teeth.”

  “Please feel free to use my toothbrush,” I offer, with sarcasm.

  “I had every intention of doing so,” she says, and sashays out of the room. That woman has an answer for everything.

  She returns a few moments later with her purse.

  “Don’t forget to take your BlackBerry, your Mac, and your chargers to Georgia.”

  “Yes, Sir,” she says obediently.

  Good girl.

  “Come.” I lead her to the elevator and step in with her.

  “You don’t have to come down. I can see myself to my car.”

  “It’s all part of the service,” I quip ironically. “Besides, I can kiss you all the way down.” I fold her into my arms and do just that, enjoying her taste and her tongue and giving her a proper good-bye.

  We’re both aroused and breathless by the time the doors open on the garage level. But she’s leaving. I take her to her car and open the driver’s door for her, ignoring my need.

  “Good-bye, for now, Sir,” she whispers, and kisses me once more.

  “Drive safely, Anastasia. And safe travels.” I close her door, stand back, and watch her leave. Then I head upstairs.

  I knock on Taylor’s study door and let him know that I’d like to go to the office in ten minutes. “I’ll have the car waiting, sir.”

  I CALL WELCH FROM the car.

  “Mr. Grey,” he rasps.

  “Welch. Anastasia Steele is buying an airline ticket today, leaving Seattle tonight for Savannah. I’d like to know which flight she’s on.”

  “Does she have an airline preference?”

  “I’m afraid I don’t know.”

  “I’ll see what I can do.”

  I hang up. My cunning plan is falling into place.

  “MR. GREY!” ANDREA IS startled at my appearance several hours early. I want to tell her that I do fucking work here, but I decide to behave.

  “I thought I’d surprise you.”

  “Coffee?” she chirps.

  “Please.”

  “With or without milk?”

  Good girl.

  “With. Steamed milk.”

  “Yes, Mr. Grey.”

  “Try Caroline Acton. I’d like to speak to her right away.”

  “Of course.”

  “And make an appointment for me to see Flynn, next week.” She nods and sits down to work. At my desk, I switch on my computer.

  The first e-mail in my inbox is from Elena.

  * * *

  From: Elena Lincoln

  Subject: The Weekend

  Date: May 30 2011, 10:15

  To: Christian Grey

  Christian, what gives?

  Your mother told me you took a young woman to dinner yesterday.

  I’m intrigued. It’s so not your style.

  You’ve found a new submissive?

  Call me.

  Ex

  ELENA LINCOLN

  ESCLAVA

  For The Beauty That Is You™

  That’s all I need. I close her e-mail, resolving to ignore it for now. Olivia knocks and enters with my coffee as Andrea buzzes my phone.

  “I have Welch for you, and I’ve left a message for Ms. Acton,” Andrea announces.

  “Good. Put him through.”

  Olivia places the latte on my desk and exits flustered. I do my best to ignore her.

  “Welch.”

  “No airline tickets purchased as yet, Mr. Grey. But I’ll monitor the situation and inform you, should that change.”

  “Please do.”

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bsp; He hangs up. I take a sip of coffee and dial Ros.

  JUST BEFORE LUNCH ANDREA puts Caroline Acton through. “Mr. Grey, how lovely to hear from you. What can I do for you?”

  “Hello, Ms. Acton. I’d like the usual.”

  “The capsule wardrobe? Do you have a color palette in mind?”

  “Blues and greens. Silver maybe, for a formal event.” The Chamber of Commerce dinner springs to mind. “Gem colors, I think.”

  “Nice,” Ms. Acton responds with her usual enthusiasm.

  “And satin and silk underwear and nightwear. Something glamorous.”

  “Yes, sir. Do you have a budget in mind?”

  “No budget. Go all-out. I want everything high-end.”

  “Shoes, too?”

  “Please.”

  “Great. Sizes?”

  “I’ll e-mail you. I have your address from last time.”

  “When would you like delivery?”

  “This Friday.”

  “I’m sure I can do that. Would you like to see photographs of my choices?”

  “Please.”

  “Great. I’ll get on it.”

  “Thank you.” I hang up and Andrea puts Welch through.

  “Welch.”

  “Miss Steele is traveling on DL2610 to Atlanta, departing at 22:25 this evening.”

  I jot down all the details of her flights and connection into Savannah. I summon Andrea, who enters moments later, carrying her notebook.

  “Andrea, Anastasia Steele is traveling on these flights. Upgrade her to first class, check her in, and pay for her to enter the first-class lounge. And buy the seat beside her on all flights, there and back. Use my personal credit card.” Andrea’s puzzled look tells me that she thinks I’ve taken leave of my senses, but she recovers quickly and accepts my hand-scribbled note.

  “Will do, Mr. Grey.” She’s trying her best to keep it professional, but I catch her smiling.

  This is none of her business.

  MY AFTERNOON IS SPENT in meetings. Marco has prepared preliminary reports on the four publishing houses based in Seattle. I set them aside to read later. He’s also in agreement with me about Woods and his company. This is going to get ugly, but having looked at the synergies, the only way forward is to absorb Woods’s tech division and liquidate the rest of his company. It’s going to be expensive, but it’s best for GEH.

  In the late afternoon I manage to have a quick and strenuous workout with Bastille, so I’m calm and relaxed when I head home.

  After a light supper I sit down to read at my desk. First order of the evening is to reply to Elena. But when I open my e-mails, there’s one from Ana. She hasn’t been far from my thoughts all day.

  * * *

  From: Anastasia Steele

  Subject: Interviews

  Date: May 30 2011 18:49

  To: Christian Grey

  Dear Sir,

  My interviews went well today.

  Thought you might be interested.

  How was your day?

  Ana

  I type my response immediately.

  * * *

  From: Christian Grey

  Subject: My Day

  Date: May 30 2011 19:03

  To: Anastasia Steele

  Dear Miss Steele,

  Everything you do interests me. You are the most fascinating woman I know.

  I’m glad your interviews went well.

  My morning was beyond all expectations.

  My afternoon was very dull in comparison.

  Christian Grey

  CEO, Grey Enterprises Holdings, Inc.

  I sit back and rub my chin, waiting.

  * * *

  From: Anastasia Steele

  Subject: Fine Morning

  Date: May 30 2011 19:05

  To: Christian Grey

  Dear Sir,

  The morning was exemplary for me, too, in spite of you weirding out on me after the impeccable desk sex. Don’t think I didn’t notice.

  Thank you for breakfast. Or thank Mrs. Jones.

  I’d like to ask you questions about her—without you weirding out on me again.

  Ana

  Weirding? What on earth does she mean by that? Is she saying I’m weird? Well, I am, I suppose. Maybe. Perhaps she’s realized how surprised I was when she jumped me—and no one’s done that for a long time.

  “Impeccable”… I’ll take that.

  * * *

  From: Christian Grey

  Subject: Publishing and You?

  Date: May 30 2011 19:10

  To: Anastasia Steele

  Anastasia,

  “Weirding” is not a verb and should not be used by anyone who wants to go into publishing. Impeccable? Compared to what, pray tell? And what do you need to ask about Mrs. Jones? I’m intrigued.

  Christian Grey

  CEO, Grey Enterprises Holdings, Inc.

  * * *

  From: Anastasia Steele

  Subject: You and Mrs. Jones

  Date: May 30 2011 19:17

  To: Christian Grey

  Dear Sir,

  Language evolves and moves on. It is an organic thing. It is not stuck in an ivory tower, hung with expensive works of art and overlooking most of Seattle with a helipad stuck on its roof.

  Impeccable—compared to the other times we have…what’s your word…oh yes…fucked. Actually, the fucking has been pretty impeccable, period, in my humble opinion—but then, as you know, I have very limited experience.

  Is Mrs. Jones an ex-sub of yours?

  Ana

  Her response makes me laugh out loud, then shocks me.

  Mrs. Jones! Submissive?

  No way.

  Ana. Are you jealous? And speaking of language…watch yours!

  * * *

  From: Christian Grey

  Subject: Language. Watch Your Mouth!

  Date: May 30 2011 19:22

  To: Anastasia Steele

  Anastasia,

  Mrs. Jones is a valued employee. I have never had any relationship with her beyond our professional one. I do not employ anyone I’ve had any sexual relations with. I am shocked that you would think so. The only person I would make an exception to this rule is you—because you are a bright young woman with remarkable negotiating skills. Though, if you continue to use such language, I may have to reconsider taking you on here. I am glad you have limited experience. Your experience will continue to be limited—just to me. I shall take “impeccable” as a compliment—though with you, I’m never sure if that’s what you mean or if your sense of irony is getting the better of you—as usual.

  Christian Grey

  CEO, Grey Enterprises Holdings, Inc., from His Ivory Tower

  Though perhaps it might not be a good idea for Ana to work for me.

  * * *

  From: Anastasia Steele

  Subject: Not for All the Tea in China

  Date: May 30 2011 19:27

  To: Christian Grey

  Dear Mr. Grey,

  I think I have already expressed my reservations about working for your company. My views on this have not changed, are not changing, and will not change, ever. I must leave you now, as Kate has returned with food. My sense of irony and I bid you good night.

  I will contact you once I’m in Georgia.

  Ana

  For some reason I’m mildly irritated to hear that she wouldn’t want to work for me. She has an impressive GPA. She’s bright, charming, funny; she’d be an asset to any company. She’s also wise to say no.

  * * *

  From: Christian Grey

  Subject: Even Twinings English Breakfast Tea?

  Date: May 30 2011 19:29

  To: Anastasia Steele

  Good night, Anastasi
a.

  I hope you and your sense of irony have a safe flight.

  Christian Grey

  CEO, Grey Enterprises Holdings, Inc.

  I put all thoughts of Miss Steele aside and start on a response to Elena.

  * * *

  From: Christian Grey

  Subject: The Weekend

  Date: May 30 2011, 19:47

  To: Elena Lincoln

  Hello, Elena.

  My mother has a big mouth. What can I say?

  I met a girl. Brought her to dinner.

  It’s not a big deal.

  How goes it with you?

  Best,

  Christian

  Christian Grey

  CEO, Grey Enterprises Holdings, Inc.

  * * *

  From: Elena Lincoln

  Subject: The Weekend

  Date: May 30 2011, 19:50

  To: Christian Grey

  Christian, that’s bullshit.

  Let’s do dinner.

  Tomorrow?

  Ex

  ELENA LINCOLN

  ESCLAVA

  For The Beauty That Is You™

  Fuck!

  * * *

  From: Christian Grey

  Subject: The Weekend

  Date: May 30 2011, 20:01

  To: Elena Lincoln

  Sure.

  Best,

  Christian

  Christian Grey

  CEO, Grey Enterprises Holdings, Inc.

  * * *

  From: Elena Lincoln

  Subject: The Weekend

  Date: May 30 2011, 20:05

  To: Christian Grey

  Do you want to meet the girl I mentioned?

  Ex

  ELENA LINCOLN

  ESCLAVA

  For The Beauty That Is You™

  Not at the moment.

  * * *

  From: Christian Grey

  Subject: The Weekend